In death as in life...

Yup, the Michael Jackson story probably can't get much weirder... so his dad is not in the will but that will is from 2002 and written by a lawyer he fired, then rehired, and his kids are not his, nor the mother's but maybe they are the seed of the dermatologist (who is quite an artist), and they have not been legally adopted, but are legally in custody of the grandmother because the mother who is not the real mother does not want them... hold on, catching my breath... ok, so at death Michael was bald, emaciated, on drugs, but appeared a few days earlier, singing, dancing, performing, in good shape (for a plastic person). He further never had plastic surgery even though "everyone" in Hollywood has, except once, wait twice, but just the nose... it was all puberty... you know the regular puberty that turns people a totally different skin color/facial structure/sex. This would be an epic movie, like 12 hours right?!

Speaking of amazing artists...
http://www.aaronflinn.com/

smirking, holding back laugh, snarfing, cracking up...