Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Well, I have seen worse



And not even speaking about Hurricane Sandy.  I won't make jokes because I know New York and the surrounding areas got f*d up but it barely rained in VT and the wind was very subdued.  I suppose that is actually comforting.  We were down in NYC this weekend.  Tomatillo in Dobbs Ferry NY was quite delicious as a lunch spot. Chicken was well cooked and delicious on my burrito.  Nice Marg., good service, not too expensive. Solid.  And then there was the Saigon Grill in the city.  Always a hit.  The Crispy fish was great if a little bony, the steak cubes were tender and flavorful, the papaya salad was refreshing, and the bonsah pasta or whatever it is called was off the hook.  For delicious well priced probably driven by illegal slave labor... hit up the Saigon Grill, it is great!

Last night we wound down with an HBO movie... Cowboys and Aliens.  It is a pretty stupid movie but it was entertaining and I enjoyed it having already paid my HBO dues.  Is Olivia Wilde really hot or really weird looking... or both?  I mean she looks hot but then close up on HD she has a drive in movie forehead and a giant head for a tiny body?  As a beautiful person I feel qualified to judge other people's looks.  I might give her a chance if I were single... MAYBE!  She is no A-bird, that is for darn sure.  My wife has an excellently proportioned head.

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Just so you know



If you are in a poop fantasy league, you might want to consider picking me up off the waiver wire... been a productive week!  We had dinner last night at L'Amante.  It was great but today I am in tough shape.  My own fault.

I am getting old.  I played basketball Tuesday night for the first time this season.  I am still walking around like Fred Sanford and it is Thursday.  WTF?!

Wish I had more this week but I don't.  Seriously, I am really boring. My embed function not working... shit. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stdi-1tIUhM

Wednesday, October 17, 2012

It's a Sting Operation!!!!



i usually don't go for these fad exercise things but I gotta tell ya... I am a HUGE fan of this new full release Zumba!



I have put it out there on Bloomberg but I think there is really only one thing that could possible slow the current real estate rally... Godzilla!!!


I am stoked for the Debate #3!!!

Moderated by  the newest member of the PBS family... Mr. T.   Prediction?  He has one prediction... Fiscal PAIN!!!



Tuesday, October 16, 2012

Hey... Lama!



So my special lady and I went to see the Dalai Lama down in Middlebury this past weekend.  Yeah Middlebury is a pretty big deal in case you didn't know!  It was quite an interesting crowd with students, local celebs, and aging hippies.  As it was 35 degrees and quite raw out we showed up only about a 1/2 hour early and had to sit way in the back of Nelson Arena which was fine.  There were only  a few thousand people there so you could still see and hear fine.  My wife overheard some dipshit say they had been camped out in line since 4AM.  Really?  So you could get in the 2nd row as opposed to the 32nd? Ok, whatever weirdo.  Anyway, the real line to camp out in was for the bathroom.  The ladies line was 30 minutes plus.  I guess gross granola bars and lemon bar are a quick means to bodily purification, otherwise known as poop city.

Security was everywhere.  The Lama has an entourage and cruises around in a size able caravan which includes an ambulance (just in case).  He was introduced first by Midd President Ron Leibowitz and then Sen. Patrick Leahy apparently an old pal.  His Holiness then came out for an hour plus talk followed by a Q&A session.  It was really quite good.  Calm, well spoken for not having English as a first language, thoughtful, and really very funny, the Lama was as advertised.  He spoke of peace and understanding but more so of stepping back and thinking through the obstacles that may arise in your life so that you can react in a thoughtful way... that way mostly one of mutual benefit if possible. We become more of a like minded community with less personal differences as we become more global.  Best of all he told personal stories and busted out a series of little jokes.  He also broke out a funny color coordinated visor for his seated Q&A.  Another impressive feature of the speech was his translator.  While His Holiness is quite fluent in English, from time to time he would be looking for a word or expression and after a nod to his translator the quiet guy in the suit would express it for him.  That is an amazing connection and must involve great trust.  All around 2 thumbs up even with the bathroom situation.

We then went over for lunch at the Storm Cafe.  I had not been there in years but it was really quite good.  I had a chicken cheese steak (or was it turkey?).  In any event it was a bird and it was delicious.  The roll was good, the cheese was good, and the hot peppers gave it a nice kick.  The side Cesar was also crisp and not over dressed.  Delicious.

So Gunga Gulunga!!!

New Transcript from Space Jump



It is a JayAboutTown *ECLUSIVE* the unreleased transcript of audio from the Felix Baumgartner space jump!

"OK, I'm going home now.  F*ck! F*ck! F*ck! F*ck! F*ck! F*ck! F*ck! F*ck! F*ck! F*ck! F*ck! F*ck! F*ck! F*ck! F*ck! F*ck! I just shit myself! F*ck! F*ck! F*ck! F*ck! F*ck! F*ck! F*ck! F*ck!F*ck!F*ck!F*ck!!!!!!!!"

I can't reveal my sources so don't even ask.  That guy is a super bad ass right? 

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

Hey... I saw Ben Harper



Wife and I went to see Ben Harper last night at the Flynn.  Before cruising over there we went to Verita Pizza for dinner.  Was a little packed which is a good sign so we ate at the pizza bar.  Service was not too bad and the food was quite good.  We has a salami insalata and arugula salad which were nice.  We then shared a sauteed onion, mozz., and sauce pizza that was good.  It was a nice meal.

The concert itself was also good.  The scene was packed when we arrived.  The lobby was jammed w/ 30-40 yr olds who were all blitzed out after their once every 4month joint session and were drinking beers at the overwhelmed bar.  The stoner factor was very evident in the bathroom line.  The line to the men's room was shockingly about 8 times longer than the ladies room and snaked around a bit. About 8 idiots wandered up to the front of the line and stared quite confused before mentally doing the gymnastics needed to get to the back of that line.  Upstairs it was fine.  It was very hot and got a bit uncomfortable from time to time.  The crowd was also annoying... it was like the first time these morons were out of the house.  First there were the people that screamed their requests all night.  Did I mention it was a gentle one man acoustic set so every screaming patron was very obvious.  Then you had the guys from the back row who wandered up to the front of the theater to stand in front of other patrons while they took cell phone pics.  You also had the stoned white guy who failed to get the crowd to stand up in solidarity during the cover of "Get Up, Stand Up". Finally was the idiot who sang at the top of her lungs to "The Drugs Don't Work" nearly louder than Ben himself.  Mr. Harper was a good sport interacting with the crowd and generally seeming to enjoy himself.  He might have told a few too many stories and there was a ton of name dropping but some of these stories were pretty entertaining and he told them without a hint of smuggery.  The music was quite good with a mix of old faves, new tunes, and a couple cool covers.  He played a ukulele, electric guitar, a slide guitar, acoustic guitar, and this other thing I forget the name of as well as the piano and the xylophone.  It was quite a virtuoso performance.  I really liked the cover of "Indifference" on the xylophone.  Another highlight was when he busted out "Burn One Down"... security was on high alert, pun intended, ready to crack some skulls if anyone even thought about burning one down!

I forgot to mention the opening act.  No idea what his name was but he had the most dorky cliched vocals that brought down excellent acoustic guitar work.  His highlight was when he told us how he wrote his latest song while on Spring Break... the dude looked 30! 

It was a fun show nonetheless and I had a good time not burning one down!!

Tonight is mercifully the end of the worst Red Sox season I have ever seen... I think the guy that begs for change in front of Starbucks will be starting for the Sox tonight and the lineup will feature the Natick 8th grade outfielders, Fenway parking garage attendant at first base, Ted Williams frozen head at second, some blind guy at short stop (Nomaaaaaaaa!!!), Mo Vaughn and Mo Vaughn's enormous gut at third... and catching the chair that Clint Eastwood was growling at.  Should be a good one.