Let's do it again! Beer Funnel Time!!!!!

My most searched term on this blog is some derivative of ice luge.  Apparently when people want to read about or determine the construction of an ice luge they are directed to this little slice of heaven.  Well, let's try it again. How about we examine the construction of a beer funnel, also known as a beer bong.  Are you 21 years of age or older?  Ok, cool.  First, go to your local hardware store and purchase (don't steal) a plastic funnel.  Don't be a pansy, get the big one, 22oz at least!  You will also need a length of flexible rubber hose, about 2' long and 2.5-3mm in diameter.  Make sure it fits snugly to the bottom of the funnel which should be about 2.5mm.  If not exact you can always duct tape that shit tight.  You will also need a 30 rack of cheap light beer, preferably Natural Light or Bud Light.  Worried about the contact w/ the plastic you may be ingesting?  Seriously, stop being a fruitcake!  You are in process of killing brain cells so the incremental plastic exposure is minimal.  Ok, place the hose tightly over the bottom small opening of the funnel.  Your construction is complete!  Now get on one knee.  hold the other unattached end of the hose at equal height to the funnel and place one thumb over the hose opening.  Pour 1-2 beers into the funnel depending on your level of rock star awesomeness.  put the hose in your mouth and lift or have a partner lift the funnel above your head... and prepare to enjoy!  You have just funneled a beer my friend.  And maybe poured beer all over yourself, sprayed it all over onlookers, shot beer out your nose... or puked!  It's a party!!!!

Now, don't be an idiot, this site is a joke so don't go funnelling beer like you are Keith Richard's golf caddie.  Speaking of jokes...