Didn't See This Coming

Wanted, waaaannteddddd
For a D-U-I

I drive these streets
With half a 12 pack
Had a few shots
of Johnny Walker Black

I've Been Everywhere,
All over the Road
I've seen a million mailboxes
And I hit them all!!!!

And I'm wanted, waaanntedddd
For a D-U-I

thank you thank you.... no, you are all too kind