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Helping you stay informed on this rainy/sleety Wednesday

...and Foxnews is there!
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,339270,00.html

it really is tough to be in the financial industry these days!
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,339472,00.html

I don't know... he looked a lot different in Bullit?!
http://www.wcax.com/global/story.asp?s=8036085

These NY/NJ govenor's PARTY!!!!
http://www.nypost.com/seven/03192008/news/regionalnews/david_bares_dirty_barem_102549.htm
http://www.nypost.com/seven/03192008/news/nationalnews/porno_video_honcho_taped_ashley_at_18_102568.htm
http://www.nypost.com/seven/03192008/news/regionalnews/mrs__mcg_always_with_us__3_way_guy_102551.htm

"See my vest, see my vest...made of real gorilla chest"
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=538108&in_page_id=1770

http://youtube.com/watch?v=qsFHEK_o9U8&feature=related

was only a matter of time
http://www.boston.com/ae/theater_arts/articles/2008/03/19/noir_thriller_plays_in_public_bathrooms/

Now if you will excuse me, I need a new anus!