What a Weekend

So my special lady and I busted ass this weekend. We took kids to swimming lessons Saturday and then went to Barnard to hang w/ friends. When we got back my lady cleaned the whole kitchen while I watched the Patriots whip up on the Colts. Sunday we worked all day, moving furniture, taking down the Christmas tree, cleaning up.

After our cat died the mice pretty much took over. I set out traps. The mice ate the poison out of the traps then took a shit all over the trap (and a glue trap) just to show me their disdain for my efforts. F*ing mice. Meanwhile my daughter came down w/ a slight fever Saturday so she was basically a puddle until last night.

On the bright side, the weather finally broke a bit Sunday so we went for a walk. The driving rain and 45 degree air helped melt an inch or two off the 5 inched of ice we had everywhere. Sure there was still some slight freezing rain/sleet but this was our best chance to get outside. Well, 30 yards out of the house our neighbor's vicious old dog came running out to bark at us. No problem, he barks at everyone but he is always chained up. Unfortunately the neighbor had a guest who had a hound dog who was not chained up. The dog came running at us barking. Then he bit me in the ass. No f*ing joke. Bit me. Almost got my kid. The douchebag owner came out yelling at the dog. Guy had on a busted vest and wellies. He collared the dog and asked me is I was ok. I said yeah except your dog bit me. He did not apologize. In fact w/out a word he threw the dog in his car and drove off. Asshole. Fortunately I had gloves in my back pocket and the bite did not break skin.

So I wake up this morning and my son is out of sorts. He sort of gag pukes on my wife. We feed him his morning bottle and he barfs all over the bedroom floor. You would think I would have learned but I gave him a little more of the bottle thinking maybe it was just a one off. Nope. He puked all over me. Awesome.  I am stoked for this week.