We are reporting today from beautiful Ghaziabad in the Kunar Province of Afganistan. It is a beuatiful 98 degrees, rocky and dusty! We have had a major coup over the last few days... after difficult negotiations we have finally brought together the new Big 3 to Al-Queda!!!! There have been some misteps and having our leading scorer from the last few seasons get shot in the face hurts no doubt but here we go! Announcing our new point gaurd and the leader of the team... the Egyptian Magician... Ayman al Zawahiri!!! To help bring a championship tto Ghaziabad we have also secured the rights to recently released sext stud... Anthony "the Big Man" Weiner!!!!! And in the steal of steals... new power forward and long time bad guy.... Colonel Moammar "I look like a weird chick these days but will still kill you" Gadhafi!!!
Gadhafi: "I am happy to announce that I will be taking my talents to South Afganistan. We need to find some more role players and we certainly have some glaring holes, oh yeah... it sucks we live in abandoned warehouses and caves... but this big three should be good for not one, not 2, not 3, not 4... but 8 major world disruptions!!!"
***sorry, this post is probably in bad taste. But I hate terrorists and the Heat so f*** them both.
No comments:
Post a Comment