Pretty funny, these Congressmen are clueless.
Congressman: "How Much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
GS employee: "Uh, I, um, do not understand the question?"
Congressman: "It is very clear, how much wood sir?! Answer the question?!"
GS: (looking at notes, very confused) "Sir, I am not sure I understand..."
Congressman: "You understand, wood that a chuck could chuck, apple raisin unicycle! What is your responsibility to your clients!"
GS: "I..."
Congressman: "Answer Kamchatka bear subprime 50% short woodchuck answer comfortable New Century long seller cash... ANSWER THE QUESTION!!!"
GS: (Looking around for a lifeline) "Well, I don't know what a Kamchatka..."
Congressman: "I see you will not answer my question about you being guilty of short longing woodchuck loans. I am moving on to my next question. Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy... was he?! Answer the question CDO subprime longer crap pools squirrel tonic banana!!!"
GS: "?"
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I just asked "my special man", did you read Jay's blog post recently?
He answered, which one?
I said, the one that made me laugh!
He answered, Jay is very funny - they all make me laugh!
Well, I appreciate that. Hopefully that laughter is with me not at me!
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