"Pigs are on the loose in Burlington’s New North End"
Yup, one of the top stories in the award winning Burlington Free Press and let me tell you... it is the truth and a real problem. There were pigs spotted in and around The Old North Ender, then they seemed to head south into downtown. We can verify that there were pigs in Ri-Ra's, JP's and a late night sighting in Red Square! Many thanks to the Toddler and Scotty Mustache for their crack reporting!!!
The Free Press is great, a couple days ago they had a headline that it would cost $200-300 Billion to clean up Lake Champlain. Billion? Sure that would be enough?! I mean, if you work at a newspaper you need to check the headline before putting a story in print right? Isn't that the first thing you do? No? Ok... either way.
I need to go help round up pigs!
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