A little present of song

... with a little help from my co-worker Dick...

Ahem

On the first day of Christmas I got so F*ing drunk,
I puked in my garbage can
On the second day of Christmas I got so F*ing drunk,
I peed a little in my in my bed
and I puked in a garbage can
On the third day of Christmas I got so F*ing drunk,
I drove my car into a lake
peed in my bed and puked in a garbage can
On the fourth day of Christmas I got so F*ing drunk,
I gave my boss a noogie
drove into a lake,peed in my bed, and barfed into a garbage can
On the fifth day of Christmas I got so F*ing drunk,
I passed out in a Bush..bu dum dum dum
gave a noogie, drove into a lake, peed in my bed, and puked into a garbage can
On the sixth day of Christmas I got so F*ing drunk,
I hit on an ugly girl
passed out in a bush, gave a noogie, drove into a lake, pissed in my bed, and puked in my garbage can!
On the seventh day of Christams, I got so F*ing drunk,
I cursed out a little kid
hit on an ugly girl, passed out in a bush, gave a noogie, drove into a lake, peed in my bed, and puked in my gaaaarrrbbaaggge CCAAAANNNNN!!!
On the eighth day of Cristmas I got so F*ing drunk,
I tried the Scottie Pippen defense
cursed out a little kid, hit on a pig, passed out in a bush, gave a noogie, sped into a lake, peed in my bed... and blew chunks in my garbage can
On the ninth day of Chritmas I got so F*ing drunk,
I ate at a Dennys
used the Pippen defense, swore at a little kid, made moves I shouldn't have, passed out in a bush, gave a noogie, drove into a lake, peed in my bed, and puked in my garbage can
On the tenth day of Christmas I got so F*ing drunk,
I tried to fight some random guy
ate a Grand Slam, used the Pippen defense, dropped an F-Bomb, hit on an ugly chick, passed out in a bush, gave a noogie, drove into a lake, peed in my bed, and puked all over my garbage can!
On the eleventh day of Christmas I got so F*ing drunk,
I forgot my mid-dle naaaaammmeee
punched a random dude, ate at Dennys, used Pippen defense, cursed out a little kid, hit on an ugly girl, passed out in a bush, gave a noogie, drove into a lake, peed in my bed, and spewed in my own damned garbage can!!!!!
On the twelth day of Christmas I got so F*ing drunk,
Iwent toooooo REEEHAAABBBBB ba dum dum dum!!!!

That's it, what, you think you're better than me... you don't know me!!!!!!!!