9 Yrs

Today is my 9 year wedding anniversary and my Special Lady is truly a special woman. I am very lucky.

Now onto the good stuff. I was in the gym the other day and I hate the music they play so I was wearing headphones. That is when a Katy Perry song blasted over the gym speakers and assaulted me. I felt like an inmate at Guantanamo. I seriously tried to give up the whereabouts of every criminal I know (sorry T-Pain). I turned my music up but it just kept blasting through. This is truly awful shit. I know why John Mayer broke up w/ her. When you are the boyfriend you have to be supportive right? But how many times can you tell her w/ a straight face that she is a talented artist and her music is really good? And this is another dumpster fire in John Meyer we are talking about. So you tell me... Katy Perry or a seal?

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This brings me to another question... why do I still belong to my gym? It is right next door to my office but the other day besides the audio onslaught, 2 of the 5 treadmills were down, there were no clean towels, the place is filthy, I have already gotten athletes foot from the showers, there is mold all over the soap dispensers, the other clientele are creepy as f***, and the "employees" are always either working out on company time or just strolling about chatting. Hey, clean the f*ing bathroom!!!!!

Wondering what we are doing to celebrate? Well, feeding to fussing babies, cleaning up the food they toss on the floor or mash in their hair, cleaning a poop or 2, then reading a story while they crawl all over our bed and burp in our faces and rub snot on our pillows. THEN, maybe we will get some takeout from a not great Italian place if the roads are not too snowy and watch an episode of House of Cards (which is very good). Living the dream... you bet your ass!