Monday, September 24, 2012
Bikers are so smug
Nope, not like Harley bikers... they are dirty or rich and weird. People on bicycles. They are a really annoying culture. I run into them all the time, especially on the road I live on. There are 2 things that really bug me about bicyclists... one is that they all wear super tight shirts splashed with ads. Hey, 60 year old fat dude, I know you are not sponsored by Red Bull. And if you are, they either have a ton of money or sight unseen givers! Secondly, I don't like the fact they use the rules of the road to their advantage in a shitty way. Hey, road is wide open? Well, we have the same rights as motor vehicles, let's ride 8 across at 15MPH in a 45MPH zone? Uh-oh, red light. No big deal, we are on bikes, blow right through it. Hey, too much traffic on the road I was just clogging up, better hop on the sidewalk and try to kill a pedestrian. Create one set of rules and live by them. I say closer to pedestrian than motor vehicle right? A bike can go what, 20mph if you are really cooking? that seems a lot closer to 5mph than my car at 45. Plus if you on the bike hits a person on the sidewalk you may hurt them, but if I hit you with my car on the road while you are doing something dumb I will kill you. So get in the bike lane or on the sidewalk, I don't want to kill anybody!
Had a nice lunch at Barkeater's this weekend. Chicken club. Was really quite good. Name still sucks. If you are looking for a free movie on Comcast stay FAR AWAY from Stone w/ Ed Norton and Bobby DeNiro. My wife was disgusted with how boring and stupid it was. I agreed.
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