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Let's just say I might have spoken too soon when it comes to Ri Ra's as a food option.  My stomach lost control like a fat kid w/ cake!  Seriously, I had to pull into a Dunkin Donuts to f*ck the place up not 15 minutes from my house and that was not the worst of it (which I will not describe).  So I am downgrading to a 1 thumb used to plug the dyke.

Ok, on to more pleasant news.  We got our Christmas tree today... yeah, I know it is early but we are travelling later this month so we had to pull the trigger early to actually enjoy it.  It was kind of funny negotiating w/ 13 year olds, we bought our tree from the Boy Scouts.  Should I have fake punched them to get the price down?  Probably not, I would have found myself hod tied in a 4 square knot being handled by the Lord of the Flies!  Anyway, we got the tree home and realized we had a slightly fuller Charlie Brown tree.  Well, f*ck you!  It is our Charlie Brown tree and I love it!!!!!

I saw a "Free Palestine" bumper sticker the other day and I wanted to ram the dipshit off the road.  For one, the Palestinian territory is free no?  They vote for their own terrorist leaders and everything?  Should they get their own "state"? Sure, why not?  Why not beg Jordan or Lebanon?  Look, I am not Jewish or a Republican so I don't give a shit about Israel.  Have they been there forever?  Sure... so have Christians, Muslims, and whoever was there before all of them.  What I do know is that every time the Israelis try to give a little ground to appease the feel good crowd some Hamas asshole launches a shit ton of rockets into some innocent families backyard.  The moment Israel gives ground and the Palestinians actually respond w/ peace not savagery I will think about not punching the hippy w/ the "Free Palestine" bumper sticker in the face!  So go and eat more kale asshole.

Hey, how about Tim Tebow winning again.  Has a shittier QB ever won more games?  Flutie?  Grossman?  That guy who played for the Ravens and now says dumb stuff on TV?  Amazing!  Good for you Tim.  Now way you can beat the Patriots...