"We are excited to bring you the new Kindle Fire, it is smaller than the IPad and you can get Apps, browse the web, read books, and defeat Superman... uh, er, I mean stream over 17million songs! It is wifi ready, is able to save content to the cloud, and is run by a small amount of kryptonite, I mean a 200MB chip. We are expecting big things from the Fire and the whole Legion of Doom, um, I mean Amazon, is very excited to usher in a new day of global domination!!! Shit... am I fired? F*ck you Superman, and f*ck you Steve Jobs!!!
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