Poop In An Elevator
Don’t want to go in Baterry Park
Thinking I don’t like the pavement
I'm bettin' that the door won’t be locked
I'm gonna have movement
But where am I gonna look?
They tell me there’s cameras on 8
I really need a toilet like an open book
Seriously I cannot wait!
Poop in an elevator
Squeezin’ it out when I'm goin' down
Poop in an elevator
Dookin’ it up all over the ground
It’s quiet in the elevator
Loan servicin’ on the second floor
I really couldn’t wait till later
I am sure glad they didn’t lock that door!
I kinda hope we get stuck
nobody sees me in here
I am enjoying this National Geographic
The finale is getting near
Poop in an elevator
Squeezin’ it out when I'm goin' down
Poop in an elevator
Dookin’ it up all over the ground
On the floor, on the floor, honey one more time now it’s on the door
Poop in an elevator
Dookin’ it up all over the ground
Poop in an elevator
Squeezin’ it out when I'm goin' down
Poop in an elevator
Dookin’ it up all over the ground
Gonna use a fake leaf to clean up
Gonna be a millionaire
I'm gonna pee on it as well
and have me a turd affair
Gotta get my timin' right
It's a torpedo that I got to pass
I'll find some newspaper in the stairway, honey
Use it to wipe my ass
Poop in an elevator
Squeezin’ it out when I'm goin' down
Poop in an elevator
Dookin’ it up all over the ground
Do you care? Do you care?
I pooped in your elevator and it just ain’t fair
Poop in an elevator
Dookin’ it up all over the ground
On the floor, on the floor
Honey one, one, one, one, one more!
Poop in an elevator
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