Stay Out of My Kitchen!!!

So this election is getting kind of interesting, no? We have one under qualified guy preaching "change" but who has no real plan for enacting this "change" save raising my f*ing taxes. On the plus side he has plenty of energy, seems like a leader (and playing the part really is half the job *JFK), and he seems to have picked a VP who is a nice compliment to his strengths. On the other side you have a 90 year old guy who is more like 110 in Vietnam years. He was good 4 years ago, now he has bent over for the squeaky wheels in his party (to be fair he remained loyal and this was the only way he could get nominated), and now I am afraid he has lost his social values and never had any economic sense to begin with. His VP pick? Yikes! That is like when I choose an appetizer... I go through all of the logical picks that I will enjoy, and then when the waitstaff gets there I panic and make a one-off pick. Sure there have been some winners, there have also been some crab dips I wish i could take back. I don't even care about her kid's kid. Of course, the Monica Lewinski thing didn't phase me either... I personally liked Ron Paul, he didn't want to run my life for me. He does look like a creepy guy from a Scooby Doo cartoon though, so that's not such a positive. In the end maybe I can go back and forth a few times and then panic in the voting booth and choose some ya-yo like Jesse Ventura, oh wait, that is Minnesota's trick!

How about them Sox! Making a run w/ a pretty banged up team. How 'bout them Yanks (hahahhahahahahahahahaha)!!!

Football starts tomorrow night. Will I be running updates of the weekend on this blog? You betcha!! I love making fun of world class athletes, makes me feel better about may lazy ass (which is quite tight and attractive by the way)!

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