Jay is Not About These Towns!!!

So it may not be perfect here in the good old U.S. of A, but at least we don't live in these places!

Just Russia being Russia
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/03/world/europe/03russia.html?_r=1&hp&oref=slogin

Sure G.W. might not be the sharpest knife in the drawer but talk about throwing stones...
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,362107,00.html
Seriously... they actually still throw stones there

Just dusted off my Member's Only Jacket and...
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,361705,00.html

Open mouth, insert foot
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,362121,00.html
oh, crap...this happened in the U.S.A.

whoa
http://news.yahoo.com/nphotos/Most-Emailed-Photos/ss/1756

fake mustache, check. fedora, check. trenchcoat, check. fake accent, check and mate. Chavez is back in the game!!
http://ap.google.com/article/ALeqM5gZFnvarkllnTSXx_21_FR2mY04tgD90VD5CG0

I, uh, was researching a part, uh, er my dog died, uh well, there were locusts...a terrible flood!!! I swear to God it's not my fault!!!! (catch the Blues Brothers' reference?)
http://www.nypost.com/seven/06032008/news/columnists/tatum_to_cops__thanks__113776.htm

GM just can't give away Hummers.... HAHAHAHAHAHA.
http://biz.yahoo.com/ap/080603/gm_shareholders.html?.v=5

Hey, check out that movie Juno... thought it was really good. Very unexpected. Thoughtful, funny, touching... seriously, check it out or I will punch you in the wiener (you'll get it later)

Celtics vs Lakers... tough one. I am a Lakers fan but having spent a few years in Boston and all of my life in New England I know everything about the Celtics and watch them all of the time. Hard team to dislike. That said, I am going w/ the Lakers in 6. Kobe-beef is not to be denied!

and finally... the video of the day. hang with it, slow to develop but I nearly crapped myself I laughed so hard.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCk_w9s2HE8