Friday, March 27, 2009

Arizona or Bust!


I had a few ideas for a post but frankly I have been busy at work and I am distracted by the idea of my upcoming vacation. For instance, maybe a whole bit on David Byrne at the Shelburne Museum as a tour guide as well as performer... "and here we have an old fashioned butter press... we churn it the same as it ever was, same as it ever was... same as it ever was!". You know, random shit like that. But it is 55 degrees out, and I want to shut down my computer, so have a nice week all, I will have a bunch of reviews in 2 weeks form AZ and or nation's capitol!

Monday, March 23, 2009

Monday... Again


So the gov't. came out w/ their big plan to save the economy and markets really rallied. So why did my day suck so bad? Sometimes you can really get mired in minutia... Ever notice how talking heads on CNBC cry and wail for somebody to do something, for instance the government needed to do something to save the economy. Then when somebody does something they complain about the action, regardless of what it is? Then if the government flip flops, these ya yos criticize that? Seriously, if these dickheads were so smart, they would be making a bunch of money at a hedge fund as opposed to armchair quarterbacking on TV.

So my buddy DG and I had a day off from the ladies Saturday and decided to spend it in style... watching basketball and drinking beer @ the Sunset Grill in Stowe. It was pretty ok! I had a "Belly Buster". It was a pulled pork sandwich on a toasted grinder roll w/ cheddar cheese and coleslaw! Oh yeah, and fries. My belly did nearly burst, but it recovered in time to rock an app. and entree (delicious venison w/ a pinot poached pear and parsnip puree) and Hen of the Wood. That place is great and keeps it's 2 thumb rating. The Sunset? Well, if you enjoy a dive bar like I do, then you might agree w/ my 1 3/4 thumb up. If you don't? Go have some lobster foam on your Waldorf salad fancy pants!!!

Friday, March 20, 2009

What Could Go Wrong?!


So we are looking at a 9+trillion deficit over the next decade? We are going to tax a bunch of people because AIG is a group of asshats? We have decided to make friends w/ Iran? Making fun of the Special Olympics while filling out brackets and appearing on T.V. every 12 seconds? Yeah, so far the Democratic government has made the last group of douchebags look competent! I know some banks and other companies thought they needed gov't. money but anytime you become beholden to the federal government... well sir, you are in deep sh*t! Frankly, these numb nuts can't decide on where to go for lunch but they are determined to overpay for it! This whole tax on TARP recipients? Good idea, why not just crush the city of New York! If wealthy people are no longer wealthy, what do you think will happen to the housing mkt, the restaurant scene, Broadway, services such as house cleaning, dry cleaning, Starbucks for f*ck sakes! There will be a trickle down and every body on "main street" whining about fat cats will soon find their wallet a little light as well. Am I mad about the stupid bonuses Merrill Lynch guys got for 2 months of work and a near bankruptcy? No, but I can voice my displeasure by not doing business there. That is how we can make decisions in a Capitalist society... our choice. Using the blunt object known as the Government never works out, and won't work out here either.

BTW, know how much I enjoy the NCAA tournament? A ton! I am watching it right now.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Commonly Asked Question


Why do Wall Street fat cats think they are masters of the universe?

Pretty simple answer here, they obviously have the power of Grayskull!!! Sometimes I wonder about you people...

Suprised it Wasn't One of Them Jarvis Boys!


Seriously, you can't make this shit up...


Monday, March 16, 2009

Economy is Bad


Even the most stable jobs are in trouble.

CEO of SeaWorld: Listen Shamu, this is never easy... I just, well, damn this is hard! We are going through some tough times and revenues have been down...
Shamu: aaauuuurrrgggghhhh
CEO: I understand, but the thing is, attendance to the Shamu exhibit has been down drastically. Our marketing people think that, well, you might have just run your course.
Shamu: aaahahhhggghhh!!!
CEO: Well yes but, the Shamu brand name has been strong since 1965 and it might just be getting stale. Ford is in trouble, so is GM, who ever thought they would go bankrupt? Even Citibank in in the toilet! I mean, do you have any idea how expensive it is to keep a 7000 gallon tank clean and heated?
Shamu: uuuuurrrrrggggghhhhh!!!!
CEO: You killed a trainer last year!
Shamu: oooommmmmpppphhhhh!!!!
CEO: No, that is not it. It is not just your salary, even w/ a pay cut... this is just not going to work. I am sorry Shamu, we have to let you go. We are filling your slot w/ a cheaper dolphin named Hal.
Shamu: AAAAHFDHKJLGHDJKGDKLHGDhk!!!!!!

I hope this economy turns soon. Not joking, this has taken down a lot of good people and I know most people, myself included, worry about their jobs every day. Dang...

Friday, March 13, 2009

Ideas for a Domain Name


I have not checked these to see if these exist but...
ITakeDumps.com... a blog where I talk about my daily action!
MarketZero.com... this one from my buddy Dick, a financial market blog from the Dude's perspective
WhoMadoffWithMy$.com... a site to keep track of all of the swindlers out there. will keep me busy
Monkeys&Midgets.com... pretty self-explanatory, a site about monkeys and midgets. oh yeah, and fat guys dancing!
ExplosiveGas.com... could either describe a rough day or be a utility stocks site?
YouMakeTheRules.com... We put a webcam on my buddy the Puma, Truman style!
Dislocution.com... a site for made up words that look like real words, we could then try to defend them as real words and maybe even turn them into REAL WORDS!!!!
NeverUsed.com... we chart the head size of "non steroid users" such as Clemens, Bonds, etc...
Shart.com... like a shit and a fart, this is a site for chronicling near misses.
PulledPorkFan.com... could either be a tribute to my favorite sandwich, or a porn site?

any other suggestions?